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ricepikachu:

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m0roccan:

yes i am reblogging this a second time because i laughed so hard

I can’t even imagine the fear. lololol

so they lean a few inches away from him.

that would totally protect you, of course.

I’m sure this is illegal. I’m sure he got in trouble. But oh my god this is so funny.

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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

I am the master of screenshots

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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

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Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

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